If you asked me, I couldn’t tell you how many things Paris Hilton has been fired from, or for that matter, denied access to. But the list is quite long. And she has topped it off today by losing her position as the face of Club Paris in Orlando, a posh nightclub named after the heiress, that will now have to change its image and be modeled after the capital of France. If I were the owner, I would change the name instead, but then again, that may not be a good business move.

CNN reports today that the owner of Club Paris got fed up with Miss Hilton failing to attend scheduled appearances and being, in general, unprofessional. He’s been cited saying: “She’s created a circus for herself. It’s all about: How has she screwed up now?” Well, sorry to state the obvious, but what did they think was going to happen? Paris Hilton is just a slut with money, not a business woman, and you just can’t expect her to act like one. Duh!