You probably remember when a few days ago I reported that Britney Spears was trying to stay away from Paris Hilton because the latter is not the best companion to keep. Today, that news have been ratified by a source who informed US magazine that “Britney called Paris and said she had decided not to be seen in public with her ‘for now.’”

How has Paris Hilton reacted? The scorned heiress has retaliated by calling Britney “the Animal”, because (according to the same source) “Britney doesn’t think about things before she does them. She just acts out”. Talk about calling the kettle black! I’m not saying that Britney is the most thoughtful person in Hollywood, but in my modest opinion, Paris is the last one who should be even mentioning the word “thought”… after all, being called thoughtless by a girl who rubbed her crotch against her sister’s in a limo in front of a hundred paparazzi sounds more like a compliment than a criticism.

Britney Spears has agreed to finally spill the beans and tell the truth about the cause of her divorce from Kevin Federline. The singer will give an exclusive interview to Vanity Fair magazine, where she plans on uncovering all those little (and big) secrets about what went wrong in her second marriage, and what made things go awry between her and her husband of just two years.

The reason behind deciding to talk to Vanity Fair? Britney confesses that she admires the way they handled the interview with Jennifer Aniston right after her divorce from Brad Pitt, and would like a similar treatment.

Well, it’s good that after more than two months of wait, we will find out what really happened, but it’s a shame that the interview won’t be given to a juicier newspaper… the dirt a rag like National Inquirer would uncover would just knock your socks off!

Barbie’s parent company, Mattel, has released the prototype of their new doll, called Red Carpet Glam Hilary Duff, modeled after the young actress. Their director of marketing explained their decision by saying: “Hilary is a great role model to girls. Not only is she a stylish entertainer, actor and fashion designer, but she also shows girls that there are no limits to what they can do.”

I just wonder if making contradictory remarks about her own virginity and having a Russian stalker (which is not her fault, but I couldn’t help myself and had to mention it here) are what young American girls should be doing. But hey, as long as the doll’s clothes can be taken off, its all good!

After her failed attempt to singing during the recording of Dolly Parton’s gala a few days ago, when she forgot the words to her song, Jessica Simpson tried one more time. The producers allowed her to re-record her segment, but seeing that this time things were not much better, they decided to pull her out of the show, at the request of the singer herself.

Seeing that her acting career is nothing to write home about, and now her singing abilities are dwindling, I wonder if Jessica Simpson will realize that she is better off calling it quits and making a living doing something else. What? I dont know, but something that involves showing her big tits would be nice, for starters…

Even though Tara Conner, the current Miss USA, managed to stay afloat and held on to her crown, her lesser counterpart, Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, lost hers. After some pictures of Rees licking another girl’s pussy and stripping in public leaked out, Donald Trump, who seems to be in a path to self-righteousness, stripped her of her crown.

But don’t get upset yet, this is a win-win situation: hot girl + loving pussy + showing her tits in public + unemployed = porn material! I bet that in a couple of weeks, Katie Rees will be either in Playboy or in a porn movie. Just wait and see!

The words Ho Ho Ho are coming to my mind right now, and not because it is the jolly season of the year, but because this post is about Anna Nicole Smith. If you think I’m being cruel to the voluptuous blonde, it’s probably because you have been missing out on the latest scope on her. You know, the whole “who’s the baby daddy” ordeal, the fake wedding to her attorney, you name it…

And now, to top it all off, Anna Nicole Smith has been ordered by a judge to bring her daughter to the United States to take a paternity test. That’s right, Larry Birkhead, the jerk who assures he is Anna Nicole’s daughter’s biological father, is going through the courts to try to gain paternity rights over the little girl. My question is: what does he expect to get out of this? Can’t he just make another little girl inside another bimbo? Come on, it can’t be that difficult to get laid in California!

Exactly two years ago, Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline got matching tattoos with their names, to prove their undying love. But things have changed dramatically since those days of passion, and last night Britney decided to get rid of the last vestige of K-Fed on her body, by going to a tattoo shop in Hollywood and having her markings removed. Actually, she had his name covered by a star. That’s what happens when you get a guy’s name written on your skin, if things don’t work out, you end up either having it removed with laser (which I understand hurts like a bitch), covered with another tattoo (which can lead to your body ending up looking like a newspaper), or having to live with the dude’s name permanently on you.

I only hope that Britney learned from her mistake, and won’t have any more scribbling done on her sexy body.

Please disregard my earlier post about Miss USA being about to lose her crown… Things have turned for the better, at least from Tara Conner’s point of view, after Donald Trump announced yesterday that she would continue to be the queen of America’s beauty, despite her “behavioral and personal issues”. But her kingdom is now conditioned to Conner checking into rehab.

What Trump did not tell us is that most likely Miss USA settled scores with him on a very private manner. Let’s face it, one day she is about to lose her crown and all the perks that come with it, and the very next day, everything is just dandy. If that doesn’t spell b-l-o-w-j-o-b, nothing does!

It’s been two weeks since Britney Spears promised to clean up her act, after having gone nuts and exposed her panty-less crotch for the paparazzi. You would think that by "cleaning up her act" she would mean dressing like a respectable mom from that point on…
But as we all know, Hollywood girls have short memory spans, and Britney is not the exception. That’s why she showed up two nights ago at her mom’s birthday party dressed in a black lace dress that didn’t leave much to the imagination. With her bright pink bra and her black hot pants showing thru her dress, it is obvious that the sexy Britney Spears from before, is back for good.

Miss USA may be no more. The most recent swirl at the Trump offices indicates that 21 year old Tara Conner may lose her position due to her wild behavior, which is being described as “cocaine snorting, promiscuity, binge drinking and even lesbian make-out sessions with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, plus sexual indiscretions with several men”.
That seems so unfair! Where does it say that because a girl is the hottest chick in America, she can not party hard? Or do they think that the title of “miss” actually means that she is a virgin and should stay that way? I really hope that Trump and the other executives at the Miss USA pageant change their minds and let Tara Conner continue being the queen of hotness in America. And while they’re at it, they should find a few hundred more like her and cut them lose on the streets!

If just the fact of having a blog dedicated to Britney Spears is not enough to prove that I think she is one hot piece of ass, let me confess that I’m crazy about her. But no matter how much I may love Britney, I’d never try to get in her car unless explicitly invited. That’s why I’m so shocked that this dude actually tried to climb in Britney’s SUV just a couple of days ago. The story goes that as the blonde singer was leaving a really hype club in Los Angeles, she opened her car door, and this guy grabbed the handle and attempted to squeeze himself in. But Britney, who is a pretty ballsy chick, pushed him out, and then the crowd of paparazzi ran in to help her. I don’t know what ever happened to the guy, but I assure you that he had at least a couple of broken bones by the time the photographers were done with him…

Just yesterday I was writing about Britney and Paris not being friends anymore because of the latter being bad news, and today, reports have come in that Paris Hilton is a cocaine head. The blonde bimbo was spotted with a white residue on her nose after having lunch at the ultra-expensive Nellos restaurant in New York. I guess that paying $2,600 for two steaks and salads was not enough of a rush, and she had to top her lunch off with some chemical stimulation.
Well, guys… despite the fact that her twat may not be shown again any time soon, it’s a good thing that Britney Spears is staying away from Paris Hilton. It’s one thing to act like a little slut and let the paparazzi take pictures of her vagina, but to walk around with a powdered nose would definitely ruin Britney’s wholesome image…

It’s official: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have called it quits. Apparently after succumbing to pier pressure and showing her pussy to the world, Britney has realized that although some pussy shots may increase her popularity, they won’t necessarily further her career. And the easiest way to keep herself from exposing her most sought-after body parts, is by staying away from Paris.
Granted, we all know that Paris Hilton is a bad influence, but isn’t it a shame that by these two not being friends anymore, our chances of watching them having lesbian sex on tape are diminishing by the minute? Just to think about it makes me want to cry!

Remember the guy that Britney Spears was tongue-kissing the other night at a popular Los Angeles nightclub? Well, eyewitnesses (and paparazzi alike) are now reporting that he actually boned Britney. Not that they saw the action, but the fact that they stayed out together until 3:30AM and then went to his place, where they spent the rest of the night, is a pretty accurate indication of actual fucking going on. I consider myself a pretty average guy, and if Britney Spears played tonsils hockey with me and then came to my apartment in the middle of the night, I’d guarantee you that I’d tap that ass.
Something tells me that you would too… heck, who wouldn’t want a piece of Britney Spear’s shaved pussy?

Despite the fact that this is a Britney Spears’ blog, I’d like to add some variety to my posts, and what better way to do it, than by sharing gossip about another ditzy blonde? It couldn’t be other than Jessica Simpson, the busty oxigenated singer-turned-actress whose name is again in the news. The reason for her latest popularity: she may be suffering from memory loss.
After forgetting the lirics to her own music in the recent homage to Dolly Parton, Jessica Simpson’s back at it by being unable to remember her lines in the movie Blonde Ambition. To the point that the director hooked her up with a hidden earpiece so a crew member could read her her lines. Granted, Jessica Simpson was never the sharpest tool in the shed, and most of us put up with her just because of her big tits, but this lack of memory is something else… May be she is a real blonde after all, who would’ve thought?