I usually ignore news related to Kevin Federline, as I consider him to be a non-important person, but there are some that I just can not pass on. Like the fact that this guy actually had the guts to hit on Lindsay Lohan. Granted, knowing Lindsay Lohan’s sex record, it is only logical that any man that comes within reaching distance will try to get in her pants, but shouldn’t Kevin Federline know better than to expect her to even breathe in his direction?

Anyway, US Weekly reports that Britney’s ex sent Lindsay a text message that read “We should hang out”. To which she replied “Why would I hang out with you?” Obviously he wasn’t happy about her reply, so he acted like the gentleman that he is, and called her “firecrotch”. Man, it’s so comforting to know that this sweet and sensitive guy has access to all these hot female celebrities‘ phone numbers!