Even if one does not like Paris Hilton, it is impossible not to write about her. I swear that this girl tries to get attention by doing weird stuff, and some of it actually pretty funny. Like telling Hello! magazine that she is getting serious about her career. Ha! What could be more hilarious? Nothing, except the fact that she wasn’t kidding when she told the periodical: “I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”
Funny, isn’t it?
If you asked me, I couldn’t tell you how many things Paris Hilton has been fired from, or for that matter, denied access to. But the list is quite long. And she has topped it off today by losing her position as the face of Club Paris in Orlando, a posh nightclub named after the heiress, that will now have to change its image and be modeled after the capital of France. If I were the owner, I would change the name instead, but then again, that may not be a good business move.
CNN reports today that the owner of Club Paris got fed up with Miss Hilton failing to attend scheduled appearances and being, in general, unprofessional. He’s been cited saying: “She’s created a circus for herself. It’s all about: How has she screwed up now?” Well, sorry to state the obvious, but what did they think was going to happen? Paris Hilton is just a slut with money, not a business woman, and you just can’t expect her to act like one. Duh!
She may not be recognized as the best paid “actress” in Hollywood, but at the rates she charges per minute, she is indeed among them. Paris Hilton was just paid 1 million dollars for less than a week’s work. When you consider that Julia Roberts gets about 20 million for 6 months of continuous filming, it becomes clear that Paris Hilton is getting quite expensive!
The gig that paid her so handsomely is not other than being the judge in the beauty contest that will find the new face for the famous Australian beer Bondi Blonde. So the sexed-up heiress has headed over to the Aussie continent to spend the New Year surrounded by the most beautiful girls that the southern country has to offer. So far she has done nothing but swimming at the beach and showering in public in a bikini, but I guarantee you that it won’t take long for Paris to do one of her typical naughty acts… don’t worry, we’ll keep you posted!
Just yesterday I was writing about Britney and Paris not being friends anymore because of the latter being bad news, and today, reports have come in that Paris Hilton is a cocaine head. The blonde bimbo was spotted with a white residue on her nose after having lunch at the ultra-expensive Nellos restaurant in New York. I guess that paying $2,600 for two steaks and salads was not enough of a rush, and she had to top her lunch off with some chemical stimulation.
Well, guys… despite the fact that her twat may not be shown again any time soon, it’s a good thing that Britney Spears is staying away from Paris Hilton. It’s one thing to act like a little slut and let the paparazzi take pictures of her vagina, but to walk around with a powdered nose would definitely ruin Britney’s wholesome image…
