I usually ignore news related to Kevin Federline, as I consider him to be a non-important person, but there are some that I just can not pass on. Like the fact that this guy actually had the guts to hit on Lindsay Lohan. Granted, knowing Lindsay Lohan’s sex record, it is only logical that any man that comes within reaching distance will try to get in her pants, but shouldn’t Kevin Federline know better than to expect her to even breathe in his direction?

Anyway, US Weekly reports that Britney’s ex sent Lindsay a text message that read “We should hang out”. To which she replied “Why would I hang out with you?” Obviously he wasn’t happy about her reply, so he acted like the gentleman that he is, and called her “firecrotch”. Man, it’s so comforting to know that this sweet and sensitive guy has access to all these hot female celebrities‘ phone numbers!

In case you are not aware of what has been going on with Lindsay Lohan’s life, I consider it my duty to inform you that the 20 year old actress has been training to become a stripper. Well, not entirely. She has indeed been learning the ropes and is now able to climb on a pole and do all sorts of acrobatics up there while showing her crotch. But unfortunately she is not quitting her acting career to pursue the more pleasurable art of stripping… Instead, Lindsay Lohan is simply preparing for the filming of her next movie, where she will perform as an exotic dancer. It has not been disclosed so far if she will pose nude or at least topless in the flick, but Im certainly hoping she will at least show her tits! For someone like Lindsay Lohan, who has shown her vagina in several occasions just for the heck of it, exposing her tits in a movie (and actually getting paid for it) would only come naturally…