The words Ho Ho Ho are coming to my mind right now, and not because it is the jolly season of the year, but because this post is about Anna Nicole Smith. If you think I’m being cruel to the voluptuous blonde, it’s probably because you have been missing out on the latest scope on her. You know, the whole “who’s the baby daddy” ordeal, the fake wedding to her attorney, you name it…

And now, to top it all off, Anna Nicole Smith has been ordered by a judge to bring her daughter to the United States to take a paternity test. That’s right, Larry Birkhead, the jerk who assures he is Anna Nicole’s daughter’s biological father, is going through the courts to try to gain paternity rights over the little girl. My question is: what does he expect to get out of this? Can’t he just make another little girl inside another bimbo? Come on, it can’t be that difficult to get laid in California!