I’ve said all along that Britney has horrible taste in men, and the looks of her latest boyfriend confirm my opinion. His name is Jonathan JR Rotem, and he is some obscure music producer who is probably trying to get to the top by means of fucking Britney Spears. But hey, if she likes them ugly, poor and ambicious, more power to her. I only hope that she doesn’t start making babies with this one too. We all prefer Britney’s limber shapely figure, and not the mommy-type body that she sported during the last two years.

But let me not put my horses before my cart. After all, so far she has only been caught kissing JR Rotem, and there is no evidence that she’s actually banging him. Although knowing her, it won’t be long!