No matter how much I may love Britney Spears, she pisses me off when she abuses her body to the point of exhaustion. When that happens, I feel an intense urge of spanking her. Well, even when she’s a good girl, I’d like to spank Britney Spears’ butt.

But, going back to the point of my story: it seems that Britney has partied too hard since dumping Kevin Federline, and the excess of alcohol, lack of sleep and may be even the use of chemical substances have taken their toll in her health. Lucky for her (and for us), she has realized it soon enough, and to put a stop to it, and become the Britney that we all love, she has checked herself into a posh rehab center in Arizona, under the pretext of needed some R and R. It is obvious that what she actually needs is a good night sleep and to stay away from bad influences. Let’s all hope that a couple of weeks in the sunny state will bring her back in full health and as sexy as always.