If just the fact of having a blog dedicated to Britney Spears is not enough to prove that I think she is one hot piece of ass, let me confess that I’m crazy about her. But no matter how much I may love Britney, I’d never try to get in her car unless explicitly invited. That’s why I’m so shocked that this dude actually tried to climb in Britney’s SUV just a couple of days ago. The story goes that as the blonde singer was leaving a really hype club in Los Angeles, she opened her car door, and this guy grabbed the handle and attempted to squeeze himself in. But Britney, who is a pretty ballsy chick, pushed him out, and then the crowd of paparazzi ran in to help her. I don’t know what ever happened to the guy, but I assure you that he had at least a couple of broken bones by the time the photographers were done with him…