It’s official: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have called it quits. Apparently after succumbing to pier pressure and showing her pussy to the world, Britney has realized that although some pussy shots may increase her popularity, they won’t necessarily further her career. And the easiest way to keep herself from exposing her most sought-after body parts, is by staying away from Paris.
Granted, we all know that Paris Hilton is a bad influence, but isn’t it a shame that by these two not being friends anymore, our chances of watching them having lesbian sex on tape are diminishing by the minute? Just to think about it makes me want to cry!