Nobody in their right mind would think that Ashlee Simpson is hot, and normally she isn’t even worthy of writing about, but with her being Jessica Simpson’s sister, and having shown her nipple, today she deserves a little post on this blog. It’s not every day that we get to see tits that belong to the Simpson’s clan. Granted, she didn’t show her boobie willingly, it was a simple nipple slip while she was swimming in the ocean, and she was quick to pull her bikini back up, but tits are tits, so I had to write about it!

And now that I have your attention centered about the Simpson girl’s tits, I’d like to ask: how come Jessica Simpson’s tits (supposedly natural) are so big and Ashlee Simpson’s are so small? Aren’t those things like a trademark that comes in the same size in all women in a family?… Did anybody say silicon?