It’s official: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have called it quits. Apparently after succumbing to pier pressure and showing her pussy to the world, Britney has realized that although some pussy shots may increase her popularity, they won’t necessarily further her career. And the easiest way to keep herself from exposing her most sought-after body parts, is by staying away from Paris.
Granted, we all know that Paris Hilton is a bad influence, but isn’t it a shame that by these two not being friends anymore, our chances of watching them having lesbian sex on tape are diminishing by the minute? Just to think about it makes me want to cry!

Remember the guy that Britney Spears was tongue-kissing the other night at a popular Los Angeles nightclub? Well, eyewitnesses (and paparazzi alike) are now reporting that he actually boned Britney. Not that they saw the action, but the fact that they stayed out together until 3:30AM and then went to his place, where they spent the rest of the night, is a pretty accurate indication of actual fucking going on. I consider myself a pretty average guy, and if Britney Spears played tonsils hockey with me and then came to my apartment in the middle of the night, I’d guarantee you that I’d tap that ass.
Something tells me that you would too… heck, who wouldn’t want a piece of Britney Spear’s shaved pussy?

Despite the fact that this is a Britney Spears’ blog, I’d like to add some variety to my posts, and what better way to do it, than by sharing gossip about another ditzy blonde? It couldn’t be other than Jessica Simpson, the busty oxigenated singer-turned-actress whose name is again in the news. The reason for her latest popularity: she may be suffering from memory loss.
After forgetting the lirics to her own music in the recent homage to Dolly Parton, Jessica Simpson’s back at it by being unable to remember her lines in the movie Blonde Ambition. To the point that the director hooked her up with a hidden earpiece so a crew member could read her her lines. Granted, Jessica Simpson was never the sharpest tool in the shed, and most of us put up with her just because of her big tits, but this lack of memory is something else… May be she is a real blonde after all, who would’ve thought?

If you are in Las Vegas, or have intentions of being in Sin City on December 31st, don’t make any plans for New Years’ Eve, because rumor has it that Britney Spears will be performing at Pure nightclub in Caesars Palace. And according to the photo of Britney that I just saw at Pure’s website, she will not only be singing and dancing, but will be barely dressed as well. Trust me, you don’t want to miss the opportunity of seeing Britney Spears’ tits live… I mean, to enjoy her musical talent in person.
Now that I accidentally mentioned her tits, it is quite possible that she will show them. Didn’t she just show her twat a few days ago? You know how these chicks get when they’re going through a divorce…

I’ve said all along that Britney has horrible taste in men, and the looks of her latest boyfriend confirm my opinion. His name is Jonathan JR Rotem, and he is some obscure music producer who is probably trying to get to the top by means of fucking Britney Spears. But hey, if she likes them ugly, poor and ambicious, more power to her. I only hope that she doesn’t start making babies with this one too. We all prefer Britney’s limber shapely figure, and not the mommy-type body that she sported during the last two years.

But let me not put my horses before my cart. After all, so far she has only been caught kissing JR Rotem, and there is no evidence that she’s actually banging him. Although knowing her, it won’t be long!

Even though Cameron Diaz recently said she has no tolerance for cheaters, the now brunette insists she’s really digs Jude Law. Go figure. The actress stars alongside Jude in the new flick “The Holiday” and admits she found his charms impossible to resist on set, just like everybody else. In other words she loves to get some taste of his cock.

Can’t blame her though. He looks pretty good for a dude.

According to Yahoo’s annual list of popular search terms, “Britney” had the title of No. 1 followed by other celebs as Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton. Even when narrowed to the top news stories searched, celebrities took the top positions, with the deaths of Steve Irwin and Anna Nicole Smith’s son coming in first and second in the list. The Iraq War took third.

Kinda odd if you ask me. Must be because of the pussy pics.