Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially ended their relationship. And the reason has a first and last name: Scarlett Johansson. According to US Weekly, Justin Timberlake went behind Cameron’s back and casted Scarlett Johansson to be the vixen in his new $1 million music video. Cameron Diaz, being extremely insecure when it came to Scarlett, flipped out, and after hours of fighting, the couple broke up.

Sorry to say it, but Cameron Diaz was right: there was something between Johansson and Timberlake, and after the filming of the video, there is a lot more. A source close tells US Weekly: “Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett. They (Justin and Scarlett) definitely got together after she did the video.” Ouch!

Even if one does not like Paris Hilton, it is impossible not to write about her. I swear that this girl tries to get attention by doing weird stuff, and some of it actually pretty funny. Like telling Hello! magazine that she is getting serious about her career. Ha! What could be more hilarious? Nothing, except the fact that she wasn’t kidding when she told the periodical: “I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Funny, isn’t it?

Pure nightclub in Vegas is not happy with Britney Spears after she fell asleep on New Year’s Eve, right after her performance. But how they feel is not a big deal… what is, is that they may shaft the blonde singer and not pay her the agreed $400,000 that she was supposed to be paid for singing there. What’s more, representatives from Pure are saying that the fact that Britney fell asleep is terrible PR, since it indicates that the club is boring.

In the meantime, Britney Spears‘ rep has denied the story, and so has Pure. But internal sources from Pure have told New York Daily News that the managers are “furious” and are trying to get out of paying her.  Poor girl! She tries to be a good girl, and people try to keep her money!

Nobody in their right mind would think that Ashlee Simpson is hot, and normally she isn’t even worthy of writing about, but with her being Jessica Simpson’s sister, and having shown her nipple, today she deserves a little post on this blog. It’s not every day that we get to see tits that belong to the Simpson’s clan. Granted, she didn’t show her boobie willingly, it was a simple nipple slip while she was swimming in the ocean, and she was quick to pull her bikini back up, but tits are tits, so I had to write about it!

And now that I have your attention centered about the Simpson girl’s tits, I’d like to ask: how come Jessica Simpson’s tits (supposedly natural) are so big and Ashlee Simpson’s are so small? Aren’t those things like a trademark that comes in the same size in all women in a family?… Did anybody say silicon?

After a heated battle for guardianship over their children Sean Preston and Jayden James, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached an agreement that will give them joint legal custody.  Joint, but not equal. In this case, Britney will take the lion’s share, keeping her sons all the time, while K-Fed will only be allowed to be with them Monday, Wednesday and Friday, from noon to 4:00 at Britney’s home. Although she can be present during these visits, she is not allowed to interfere with K-Fed’s interaction with the children. Under the same agreement, dad has also permitted the kids to travel with Britney to Miami for a week.

It’s not a bad deal, if you ask me. The less time those children spend with K-Fed, the better they are. After all, what can he teach them, other than how to pick up rich famous singers? Since Sean Preston and Jayden James were born rich, that knowledge will be of no advantage to them…

No matter how much I may love Britney Spears, she pisses me off when she abuses her body to the point of exhaustion. When that happens, I feel an intense urge of spanking her. Well, even when she’s a good girl, I’d like to spank Britney Spears’ butt.

But, going back to the point of my story: it seems that Britney has partied too hard since dumping Kevin Federline, and the excess of alcohol, lack of sleep and may be even the use of chemical substances have taken their toll in her health. Lucky for her (and for us), she has realized it soon enough, and to put a stop to it, and become the Britney that we all love, she has checked herself into a posh rehab center in Arizona, under the pretext of needed some R and R. It is obvious that what she actually needs is a good night sleep and to stay away from bad influences. Let’s all hope that a couple of weeks in the sunny state will bring her back in full health and as sexy as always.

I usually ignore news related to Kevin Federline, as I consider him to be a non-important person, but there are some that I just can not pass on. Like the fact that this guy actually had the guts to hit on Lindsay Lohan. Granted, knowing Lindsay Lohan’s sex record, it is only logical that any man that comes within reaching distance will try to get in her pants, but shouldn’t Kevin Federline know better than to expect her to even breathe in his direction?

Anyway, US Weekly reports that Britney’s ex sent Lindsay a text message that read “We should hang out”. To which she replied “Why would I hang out with you?” Obviously he wasn’t happy about her reply, so he acted like the gentleman that he is, and called her “firecrotch”. Man, it’s so comforting to know that this sweet and sensitive guy has access to all these hot female celebrities‘ phone numbers!

I’m proud to report that Britney Spears‘ performance at Club Pure in Las Vegas on New Year’s Eve was a smashing success, according to the raving reviews that it received. The charismatic singer, who by the way, is back to being a blonde, sang every one of the hits that made her famous, such as ‘Oops, I did it again’ and ‘Boys’. Britney wore an extremely short form fitting black dress that showed her incredible figure and made her audience drool… Then, shortly after midnight, and after being applauded enthusiastically by the thousands of party-goers, she simply passed out from exhaustion and had to be carried out by her manager and friends. She’s finally becoming a good girl again, and even acting like a mommy, who goes to bed at a reasonable hour.

Continuing with the Simpson’s topic, today’s headlines are focused on Jessica. Exactly one year after filing for divorce from Nick Lachey, her husband of three and a half years, Jessica Simpson agreed to a settlement regarding the division of their assets. Unlucky for us, the details of their finances are being kept sealed by court orders, and both parts have agreed not to disclose any information regarding this matter. But it doesn’t take any court papers to realize that Nick Lachey has come on top from this whole ordeal: this year he launched a highly sold album, while Jessica’s failed miserably, and in the love department, while Jessica Simpson has unsuccessfully looked for true romance, Nick Lachey has found it in Vanessa Minnillo.

Nobody seems to know for sure, but a group of recent pictures of Ashlee Simpson walking a dog with Ray Brady, and having coffee right afterwards, seem to indicate that there may be some romantic involvement between the two. A few months ago, several celebrity oriented news sources reported that Ashlee Simpson and Ray Brady were a thing (something that she never refuted), but then the romance cooled off and they weren’t seen together for a while. Now, their flame may have rekindled. At least, from the look of the above mentioned photographs, the two are in very friendly terms. Unfortunately the pictures don’t show them kissing or even holding hands, but the way they act around each other indicate something more than friendship is going on…

She may not be recognized as the best paid “actress” in Hollywood, but at the rates she charges per minute, she is indeed among them. Paris Hilton was just paid 1 million dollars for less than a week’s work. When you consider that Julia Roberts gets about 20 million for 6 months of continuous filming, it becomes clear that Paris Hilton is getting quite expensive!

The gig that paid her so handsomely is not other than being the judge in the beauty contest that will find the new face for the famous Australian beer Bondi Blonde. So the sexed-up heiress has headed over to the Aussie continent to spend the New Year surrounded by the most beautiful girls that the southern country has to offer. So far she has done nothing but swimming at the beach and showering in public in a bikini, but I guarantee you that it won’t take long for Paris to do one of her typical naughty acts… don’t worry, we’ll keep you posted!

In case you are not aware of what has been going on with Lindsay Lohan’s life, I consider it my duty to inform you that the 20 year old actress has been training to become a stripper. Well, not entirely. She has indeed been learning the ropes and is now able to climb on a pole and do all sorts of acrobatics up there while showing her crotch. But unfortunately she is not quitting her acting career to pursue the more pleasurable art of stripping… Instead, Lindsay Lohan is simply preparing for the filming of her next movie, where she will perform as an exotic dancer. It has not been disclosed so far if she will pose nude or at least topless in the flick, but Im certainly hoping she will at least show her tits! For someone like Lindsay Lohan, who has shown her vagina in several occasions just for the heck of it, exposing her tits in a movie (and actually getting paid for it) would only come naturally…

You probably remember when a few days ago I reported that Britney Spears was trying to stay away from Paris Hilton because the latter is not the best companion to keep. Today, that news have been ratified by a source who informed US magazine that “Britney called Paris and said she had decided not to be seen in public with her ‘for now.’”

How has Paris Hilton reacted? The scorned heiress has retaliated by calling Britney “the Animal”, because (according to the same source) “Britney doesn’t think about things before she does them. She just acts out”. Talk about calling the kettle black! I’m not saying that Britney is the most thoughtful person in Hollywood, but in my modest opinion, Paris is the last one who should be even mentioning the word “thought”… after all, being called thoughtless by a girl who rubbed her crotch against her sister’s in a limo in front of a hundred paparazzi sounds more like a compliment than a criticism.

Britney Spears has agreed to finally spill the beans and tell the truth about the cause of her divorce from Kevin Federline. The singer will give an exclusive interview to Vanity Fair magazine, where she plans on uncovering all those little (and big) secrets about what went wrong in her second marriage, and what made things go awry between her and her husband of just two years.

The reason behind deciding to talk to Vanity Fair? Britney confesses that she admires the way they handled the interview with Jennifer Aniston right after her divorce from Brad Pitt, and would like a similar treatment.

Well, it’s good that after more than two months of wait, we will find out what really happened, but it’s a shame that the interview won’t be given to a juicier newspaper… the dirt a rag like National Inquirer would uncover would just knock your socks off!